As Fantasy Football leagues start to ramp up, it’s time to brainstorm your league’s best name. Fact Fiction Fantasy is here to help. The inclusions below don’t only focus on stars. We made sure to give some love to rookies, less glamorous positions, and players on the roster bubble. Make sure to check that they actually make the team. Feel free to use any name you like. If you can’t win your league, you might as well win the respect of competitors with your pun game.

Vikings

  • Rhymin’ and Thielen’ – WR Adam Thielen
  • Dalvin and the Chipmunks – RB Dalvin Cook
  • Diggs in a Box – WR Stefon Diggs
  • Waynes World – CB Trae Waynes
  • Reiffer Madness – OL Riley Reiff
  • I Shot the Sharrif – DT Sharrif Floyd
  • BONUS: Magic Skol Bus

Lions

  • Teez Nuts – CB Teez Tabor
  • Golden Tate Warriors – WR Golden Tate
  • Zettelers of Catan – DE Anthony Zettel
  • The Chronicles of Riddick – RB Theo Riddick
  • The ExSpence Report / Akeem Spence of Smell – DT Akeem Spence
  • Abdullah ObloNgata – RB Ameer Abdullah and DT Haloti Ngata

Bears

  • Fuller House – CB Kyle Fuller
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  • Just for Hicks – DE Akiem Hicks
  • Goldman Sacks – DT Eddie Goldman
  • The Razor Skutas – LB Dan Skuta
  • Famous Amos – S Adrian Amos
  • Bear Necessities

Packers

  • You Me & Dupre – WR Malachi Dupre
  • The Big Ripkowski – FB Aaron Ripkowski
  • Pack to the Future/Bakh to the Future – OL David Bahktiari
  • Allison Chains – WR Geronimo Allison
  • The Everything Biegels – LB Vince Biegel
  • The Full Monty – RB Ty Montgomery
  • BONUS: If you’re feeling really adventurous… Allison Chains – Man in the Bahk

Eagles

  • Wentz Philadelphia, Born and Raised – QB Carson Wentz
  • Shake Rattle and Sproles – RB Darren Sproles
  • Cool Torrey, Bro – WR Torrey Smith
  • Agholor of Babylon / Agholord of the Flies – WR Nelson Agholor
  • The Ertz Locker – TE Zach Ertz
  • The Barbre Shop – OL Allen Barbre
  • BONUS (more Carson): Wentz Side Story, The Iron Throne of Wentzeros

Giants

  • Dude You’re Getting Odell – WR Odell Beckham
  • Rosas Really Smell Like Pugh-Pugh-oo – Punter Aldrick Rosas and OL Justin Pugh
  • The Marshall Plan – WR Brandon Marshall
  • McAdoo About Nothing – Head Coach Ben McAdoo
  • The Great Masters of Vereen – RB Shane Vereen
  • Moon Landon – S Landon Collins

Redskins

  • Pryor Knowledge – WR Terrelle Pryor
  • The Zach Brown Band – LB Zach Brown
  • The Real McCoy – QB Colt McCoy
  • The Quick and the Red – WR Brian Quick
  • Su’acide Squad – Safety Su’a Cravens
  • Hog Haven
  • BONUS: The Kirk Cousins Farewell Tour – QB Kirk Cousins

Cowboys

  • The Jerryatrics – Owner Jerry Jones
  • Dak Dynasty – QB Dak Prescott
  • The Beauty and the Beas – WR Cole Beasley
  • Brice Dallas Howard – WR Brice Butler
  • The Dezperados / Dez’d and Confused – WR Dez Bryant
  • Tapper? I Hardly Know Her – DE Charles Tapper

Panthers

  • Eleanor Rigsbee – OL Jordan Rigsbee
  • Golden Grahams – K Graham Gano
  • All About the Benjamins – WR Kelvin Benjamin
  • Orange Julius – DE Julius Peppers
  • Green Eggs and Cam – QB Cam Newton
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  • CaddyShaq – LB Shaq Thompson

Saints

  • Ginn & Juice – WR Ted Ginn
  • Candid Kamara – RB Alvin Kamara
  • SeaBrees – QB Drew Brees
  • The TyKuhns – FB John Kuhn
  • Fairley Odd Parents – DT Nick Fairley (Even though he may never play again)
  • The Unger Games – C Max Unger

Falcons

  • The Hardy Boys – WR Justin Hardy
  • Return of the Mack – OL Alex Mack
  • Takk Kill a Mockingbird – DE Takkarist McKinley
  • Levine Intervention – TE Levine Toilolo
  • Burn After Reeding – DE Brooks Reed
  • Super Bowl LI ½ Champions

Buccaneers

  • A Hargreaves Night – CB Vernon Hargreaves
  • Kwontum Leap – LB Kwon Alexander
  • Anger Management – P Bryan Anger
  • Tandy Shop – S Keith Tandy
  • Over the Humphries – WR Adam Humphries
  • Stairway to Evans – WR Mike Evans

49ers

  • The Man in the Hightower – RB Tim Hightower
  • The Hound of the Dumervils – LB Elvis Dumervil
  • A Celek Few – TE Brent Celek
  • Jeckyl and Hyde – RB Carlos Hyde
  • American Hoyer Story – QB Brian Hoyer
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  • Gould Standard – K Robbie Gould
  • BONUS: Capri Sunseri – S Vinnie Sunseri

Seahawks

  • Lacy Me Rollin’ – RB Eddie Lacy
  • Bennett Like Beckham – DE Michael Bennett
  • Behind the WoodShead – CB Deshawn Shead
  • R Sherman, 25 Wallaby Way, Seattle – CB Richard Sherman
  • Carroll of the Bells – Head Coach Pete Carroll
  • Hawk Blockers

Cardinals

  • Johnson & Johnson – RBs Chris Johnson and David Johnson
  • Show Me the Honey – S Tyrann Mathieu
  • Budda Budda Budda Budda Rockin’ Everywhere – S Budda Baker
  • Defensive Fitz – WR Larry Fitzgerald
  • Rick and Zamorty – CB Ronald Zamort
  • Cardinal Sins

Rams

  • Two Gurleys One Kupp – RB Todd Gurley and WR Carson Kupp
  • Into the Woods – WR Robert Woods
  • Joyner Die – CB Lamarcus Joyner
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  • The Trumaine Show – CB Trumaine Johnson
  • Brush it Goff – QB Jared Goff
  • Spruce it Up – WR Nelson Spruce

 

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