When I’m making tough decisions that require high levels of judgement, concentration, and detail, I do what any reasonable person does. I swipe. At Fact Fiction Fantasy we have exactly what you’re looking for to assist you in attaining DFS supremacy. Introducing “Shimmer”, America’s leading fantasy dating app that gives you the profiles you need to make the ultimate choice of which direction to slide your thumb. This week we’ll be changing settings to hone in the high priced talent on Draft Kings headed to Southport, England for the Open Championship this week. Hitting on your high priced selections is even more critical than low to mid range guys because of the investment. Missing on any of them all but guarantees your lineup will already be toast before any of the weekend fun begins.  In order to avoid such unfortunate circumstances let’s make sure our settings are correct and get some swipes in before you make any drastic decisions.

Location: Southport, England

Looking for: Expensive pro golfer

Age: 21-50

Let the swiping begin!

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Sergio 37, Spain ($10,600)

Gosh I never know what to put here… Soooo just won a big award at work in April. Really feel like I’m in a good place right now and coming into my own. Only took 37 years lol! Ready for something serious. No hookups.

I can’t go right fast enough! Serg arguably has the highest floor in the field not having missed one cut this year with only one finish outside the top 30. No concerns here about a disingenuous profile—he is in a good place! The positive impact former college golfer and fiancé Angela Akins has had on Garcia’s attitude has been well documented since his win at Augusta. I mean just look at this guy. Right for days…

 

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Dustin 33, USA ($12,000)

I work outdoors so I enjoy my nights in. But definitely have a wild side too! Athletic and fluent in sarcasm. Sense of humor is a must. Let’s meet for a drink and see where it goes!

This is a tough one. The numbers are gaudy for DJ. Almost 80% of the tournaments where he’s stayed for the weekend in 2017 have been top 10 finishes. But let’s face it—he does have a wild side. And whatever happened at the Masters, fair or not, makes it difficult to give him the benefit of the doubt. And it’s impossible to ignore when paying the steep price to include DJ in your lineup. With back to back missed cuts it’s hard to trust Johnson heading into the Open, and trust means everything when you’re swiping. Reluctant left.

Side note: Real talk–there is an actual debate amongst a group of my friends on whether or not DJ’s better half is attractive. Ummm…..yeah it’s a right. Double right.

 

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Jordan 23, USA ($11,600)

Motivated and passionate about what I do. Have high expectations for myself and am looking for the same. Think some of my co-workers might be afraid of me lol! Looking for a partner in this journey called life. Must love dogs and sushi.

Spieth checks all the boxes as a safe investment for this week’s Open. He’s performed well in on both majors this year, and only missed three cuts in his last 15 events. Not to mention his last outing turned out pretty well. With the right floor and upside Jordan seems like the type I want to bring home to my parents. Plus I’m a sucker for pooches and spicy salmon rolls. Right.

 

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Tommy 26, England ($9,800)

Back home this week for a big work event. Travel a lot for my job so might not be back too long. Here for hookups.

Whoa! Typically, this is a good example of an immediate RIGHT potentially followed by a marriage proposal. However, Shimmer profiles can be a little shady at times and this seems like a potential catfish. Seemingly out of nowhere, Fleetwood is one of the hottest players on tour (primarily European Tour) this summer in which he’s accumulated nine top 10s, two wins, and a major breakthrough performance at last month’s US Open with a T4 finish. On top of all that the guy is from Southport and use to sneak on Royal Birkdale as a kid! Is this made for Hollywood story too good to be true? There’s no question Fleetwood is raising his game this year earning all the attention he’s receiving this week. But now he plays the role of the favorite with more pressure and attention than he’s ever experienced. Asking him to pull this off might be flying to close to the sun for the Englishman. At that substantial investment I’ll find other places to allocate my capital. Unfortunate Left.

 

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Rickie 28, USA ($9,200)

Laid back (thats me in the middle), fun loving, and want to find someone to go on adventures with! Love concerts, red wine, beach parties, yoga, and GoT. Really motivated to achieve one of my career goals this summer. So far it’s looking good! Now I just need to find the right person to share it with. Maybe you?…..

Awww of course I’d share it with you Rickie! This is exactly what I’ve been looking for in a relationship! A motivated guy with all the talent in the world that’s playing lights out, and is hungry to get his first major. With guys as gifted as Fowler it’s only a matter of time until they rip their first major. His track record at the Open is terrific making 6 cuts in 7 career appearances with two top 10s. His runner-up to Rory at Hoylake in 2014 is his best finish ever in a major, and he arrives in England this week on the heels of three straight top 10s including a T5 at Erin Hills last month. Ladies and gentlemen your 2017 Open Champion—Rickie Fowler! Hard Right.

 

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Rory 28, Northern Ireland ($11,000)

Been told I can be a little feisty at times. Really just trying to be the best version of me! High standards, family, travel, good music, IPAs, Netflix and chill pretty much sums it up. Want to know more, just ask…

Yeah, actually I do want to know more. Exactly what the hell have you been doing for the last month? A smooth 78 opening round at the US Open en route to an early flight home. Another missed cut at the Rory Foundation hosted Irish Open, and last week’s early exit at the Scottish Open. I have a sneaking suspicion if we meet in person there will be a 40 pound discrepancy between you and your profile pics—LEFT!

 

Good luck at the Open! Don’t forget to follow me on twitter and instagram at @realBobbyAdcock. Also, check out @littledannydogs this week for some additional Open coverage at factfictfant.com.

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