Cardinals- The QB retirement home.
Falcons- Anxious about every lead.
Ravens- Tucker serenading goal posts.
Bills- Heading toward number 18.
Panthers- Dabbing despite down 20.
Bears- Our pizza sucks too.
Bengals- Best team from Ohio!
Browns- Striving to avoid embarrassment.
Cowboys- Heartbreaking loss upcoming soon.
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Broncos- Can Von Miller throw?
Lions- Don’t blame you Calvin.
Packers- In Aaron we trust.
Texans- Didn’t want Romo anyway!
Colts- Protect Andrew Luck’s organs.
Jaguars- Only watching for Fantasy.
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Chiefs- Jesus! Call timeout Andy!
Rams- Ready for lift Goff.
Chargers- Stay classy, San Diego.
Dolphins- Still can’t spell Ayjayi.
Vikings- Need our Teddy back.
Patriots- Annoyingly, still the favorites.
Saints- Always a throwing situation.
Giants- No more boat trips.
Jets- T-A-N-K, Tank, Tank, Tank!
Raiders– Silver and black Skittles.
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Eagles- Unassailable fan booing ability.
Steelers– Ben is hurt again.
49ers- Hoyer is replacing Kaep?
Seahawks– Sherman for NFLPA President.
Buccaneers– The stereotypical sleeper team.
Titans- Cringing whenever Mariota falls.
Redskins- Fittingly dysfunctional D.C. team.
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